Month: December 2021

On being scooped

Some of my colleagues have over the years expressed concern their ongoing projects are in danger of being “scooped”, and as a result, they need to work rapidly to disseminate the projects in question. This concern is particularly prominent among the fast-moving (and unusually cargo-cultish) natural language processing community, though I have occasionally heard similar concerns in the company of theoretical linguists. Assuming this is not merely hysteria caused by material conditions like casualization and pandemic-related isolation, there is a simple solution: work on something else, something you yourself deem to be less obvious. If you’re in danger of being scooped, it suggest that you’re taking obvious next steps—you’re engaging in what Kuhn calls normal science—that you lack a competitive advantage (such as rare-on-the-ground expertise, special knowledge, proprietary or unreleased data, etc.) that would help you in particular advance the state of knowledge. If you find yourself in this predicament, you should consider allowing somebody else to carry the football across the goal-line. Or don’t, but then you might just get scooped after all.

How to write linguistic examples

There is a standard, well-designed way in which linguists write examples, and failure to use it in a paper about language is a strong shibboleth suggesting unfamiliarity with linguistics as a field. In brief, it is as follows:

  • When an example (affix, word, phrase, or sentence) appears in the body (i.e., the middle of a sentence):
    • if written in Roman, it should be italicized.
    • if written in non-Roman, but alphabetic scripts like Cyrillic, italicization is optional. (Cyrillic italics are, like the Russian cursive hand they’re based on, famously hard for Western amateurs like myself to read.)
    • if written in a non-alphabetic script, it can just be written as is, though you’re welcome to experiment.
    • Examples should never be underlined, bolded, or placed in single or double quotes, regardless of the script used.
  • When an example is set off from the body (i.e., as a numbered example or in a table), it need not be italicized.
  • Any non-English example should be immediately followed with a gloss.
    • A gloss should always be single-quoted.
    • Don’t intersperse words like “meaning”, as in “…kitab meaning ‘book’…”, just write “…kitab ‘book’…”
  • If using morph-by-morph or word-by-word glossing, follow the Leipzig glossing conventions.

How to write numbers

A lot of students—and increasingly, given how young the field of NLP is—don’t know how to write numbers in papers. Here are a few basic principles (some of these are loosely based off the APA guidelines):

  • Use the same number of decimals every time and don’t omit trailing zeros after the decimal. Thus “.50” or “.5000” and not “.5”.
  • Round to a small number of decimals: 2, 4, or 6 are all standard choices.
  • Omit leading zeros before the decimal if possible values of whatever quantity are always within [0, 1], thus you might say you got “.9823” accuracy.
  • (For LaTeX users) put the minus sign in math mode, too, or it’ll appear as a hyphen (ASCII char 45), which is quite a bit shorter and just looks wrong.
  • Use commas to separate the hundreds and thousands place (etc.) in large integers, and try not to use too many large exact integers; rounding is fine once they get large.
  • Expressions like “3k”, “1.3m” and “2b” are too informal; just write “3,000”, “1.3 million”, and “2 billion”.
  • Many evaluation metrics can either be written as (pseudo-)probabilities or percentages. Pick one or the other format and stick with it.

A few other points about tables with numbers (looking at you LaTeX users):

  • Right-align numbers in tables.
  • Don’t put two numbers (like mean and standard deviation or a range) in a single cell; the alignment will be all wrong. Just use more cells and tweak the intercolumnar spacing. 
  • Don’t make the text of your tables smaller than the body text, which makes the table hard to read. Just redesign the table instead.

Moneyball Linguistics

[This is just a fun thought experiment. Please don’t get mad.]

The other day I had an intrusive thought: the phrase moneyball linguistics. Of course, as soon as I had a moment to myself, I had to sit down and think what this might denote. At first I imagined building out a linguistics program on a small budget like Billy Beane and the Oakland A’s. But it seems to me that linguistics departments aren’t really much like baseball teams—they’re only vaguely competitive (occasionally for graduate students or junior faculty), there’s no imperative to balance the roster, there’s no DL list (or is just sabbatical?), and so on—and the metaphor sort of breaks down. But the ideas of Beane and co. do seem to have some relevance to talking about individual linguists and labs. I don’t have OBP or slugging percentage for linguists, and I wouldn’t dare to propose anything so crude, but I think we can talk about linguists and their research as a sort of “cost center” and identify two major types of “costs” for the working linguist:

  1. cash (money, dough, moolah, chedda, cheese, skrilla, C.R.E.A.M., green), and
  2. carbon (…dioxide emissions).

I think it is a perfectly fine scientific approximation (not unlike competence vs. performance) to treat the linguistic universe as having a fixed amount of cash and carbon, so that we could use this thinking to build out a roster-department and come in just under the pay cap. While state research budgets do fluctuate—and while our imaginings of a better world should also include more science funding—it is hard to imagine near-term political change in the West would substantially increase it. And similarly, while there is roughly 1012 kg of carbon in the earth’s crust, climate scientists agree that the vast majority of it really ought to stay there. Finally, I should note that maybe we shouldn’t treat these as independent factors, given that there is a non-trivial amount of linguistics funding via petrodollars. But anyways, without further ado, let’s talk about some types of researchers and how they score on the cash-and-carbon rubric.

  • Armchair research: The armchairist is clearly both low-cash (if you don’t count the sports coats) and low-carbon (if you don’t count the pipe smoke).
  • Field work: “The field” could be anywhere, even the reasonably affordable, accessible, and often charming Queens, the archetypical fieldworker is flying in, first on a jet and then maybe reaches their destination via helicopter or seaplane. Once you’re there though, life in the field is often reasonably affordable, so this scores as low-cash, high-carbon.
  • Experimental psycholinguistics: Experimental psycholinguists have reasonably high capital/startup costs (in the form of eyetracking devices, for instance) and steady marginal costs for running subjects: the subjects themselves may come from the Psych 101 pool but somebody’s gotta be paid to consent them and run them through the task. We’ll call this medium-cash, low-carbon.
  • Neurolinguistics: The neurolinguistic imaging technique du jour, magnetoencephalography (or MEG), requires superconducting coils cooled to a chilly 4.2 K (roughly −452 °F); this in turn is accomplished with liquid helium. Not only is the cooling system expensive and power-hungry, the helium is mostly wasted (i.e., vented to the atmosphere). Helium is itself the second-most common element out there, but we are quite literally running out of the stuff here on Earth. So, MEG, at least, is high-cash, high-carbon.
  • Computational linguistics: there was a time not so long ago when I would said that computational linguists were a bunch of hacky-sackers filling up legal pads with Greek letters (the weirder the better) and typing some kind of line noise they call “Haskell” into ten-year-old Thinkpads. But nowadays, deep learning is the order of the day, and the substantial carbon impact from these methods are well-documented, or at least well-estimated (e.g., Strubell et al. 2019). Now, it probably should be noted that a lot of the worst offenders (BigCos and the Quebecois) locate their data centers near sources of plentiful hydroelectric power, but not all of us live within the efficient transmission zones for hydropower. And of course, graphics processing units are expensive too. So most computational linguistics is, increasingly, high-cash, high-carbon.

On a more serious note, just so you know, unless you run an MEG lab or are working on something called “GPT-G6”, chances are your biggest carbon contributions are the meat you eat, the cars you drive, and the short-haul jet flights you take, not other externalities of your research.

References

Strubell, M., Ganesh, A. and McCallum, A. 2019. Energy and policy considerations for deep learning in NLP. In Proceedings of the 57th Annual Meeting of the Association for Computational Linguistics, pages 3645-3650.